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marval | 23:25 Sat 26th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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A group came up to book up a slot in the open mic night I was compering at the local pub

"So, what do you call yourselves?" I said

"Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" said their lead singer

"Have you done this before?" I asked

"We've been around" came the reply

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Ruddy 'eck!

Marval normally just makes me groan. Now he's made me thirsty too!

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Sorry to make you thirsty Chris.
wasn't that a song by a group called splogenessabounds. (or something like that.)


Dave.
It's OK, Marval, I've got some Belgian beer in the kitchen - but I've been waiting for this cat to get off my knee for hours now and I think that he's settled down for the night!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf3aJx7D7YA
thought so, thanks Chris.


Dave.
Bet they went down well!
Did you tell them to close the door on the way out they were causing a draught
Well, that's how Simply Red got started ;-)

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