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Shaglene | 16:27 Mon 09th Nov 2015 | Jokes
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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'Nothing'.

The reason I said that instead of saying 'Just thinking' is because she would have said 'About what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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Another good one! My wife keeps putting her head round the IT suite (spare bedroom) door and asking me what I'm laughing at, but I daren't tell her!
Absolutely brilliant. Thanks.
That's as true today as it's ever been.

Nods sagely.

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