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Ladies::: 21 Rules That Men Have.

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trt | 18:51 Sat 16th May 2015 | ChatterBank
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1) Men are not mind readers.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.

3) Crying is blackmail.

4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.

12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…

13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...

16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.

17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

18) You have enough clothes.

19) You have too many shoes.

20) I am in shape, round is a shape!

Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…
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If you buy us two shirts and we wear one there is nothing wrong with the shirt we did not wear!
And we (men) pretend to know / do / agree with all the above just to get into your k......
I take it you've made a serious mistake, trt
Cor I wish I was a man
What's the 21st?
To want to be a man next time round and be married to me.
Replying of course not sweetheart when she says 'Does My Bum Look Big In This', B00 ;-)
21 Never take what we tell you at face value
B00 - Rule 21, to buy your gal a big, lovely cake every day and thereby avoid strife - feeds into Rule 20, mind you.
Why the need of rules?
We actually do understand your insecurities and shortcomings but still love you.
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Mwah

2 causes grief in our house, and I can't agree with 20.

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Not if you wish to have a grief free life, divebuddy !.

See No.8, if you don't want to know, don't ask!
Re Number 2, I've never understood why other women make such an issue about it, at least it shows they've lifted the seat.
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