Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

why did my thread about a thread disappear?

[woofgang]

That's it! I'm off....going now to fill out my "revolving door flounce" notification.

[DTCwordfan]

my name is juli. i have six partners thirteen children and i work as a bankiewankie in the city.anyway partner number three is havin it orf with my girlfriend whos is a commitred one armed lezzo and i dont think this is on as i knoe she has herpes and allsorts of nasty sdts. iam frightened of scabs and warts that might eb coming my way and shuld i continue to let him haf devious sex with me on satirday nites, his designated nithe for rumpy pumpy. please you friendly ab lot advise me wot should i do?

[sunny-dave]

... has anyone heard from 'mussolini' recently - he was such a cheerful chappy in the old days before AB became tun by the politically correct mothers' union guardianista clique ?

[wolf63]

I am Spartacus.

[rowanwitch]

[woofgang]

Is this fair?
The Mods suck/are wonderful (delete as appropriate)
My mother's will has been eaten by an owl
What sentence will my ex get for beating up a club bouncer with an owl, its his 52nd court appearance but he is a good boy really.
Anyone know where I can buy theses handibags cheep (insert link here)
SENSIBLE ANSWERS ONLY

[Wharton]

DT - there's no need to be afraid of me (much) - warts

[mccfluff]

where are my sweets?

[woofgang]

I tell you what this is a brill thread

[sunny-dave]

Look I tole u alreddy - I hav the big pants AND a big sword ...

http://www.collider.c...cus-movie-image-1.jpg

[EcclesCake]

I've got two tins of opened sweetcorn what can I do with them?

[Baldric]

we now have 3 Spartacai, can you guys get a room and sort it out?
;o)

[marval]

Why cant i edt me psot?

[anneasquith]

a bigger spoon !

[woofgang]

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[woofgang]

bggr, how to folk make the gnome appear?

[Wharton]

I'm Kirk Douglas.

[Souldarkness]

I recntly beat a bloke up and put him in hosp it wasn't my fault cos I'd been drinking and Iwas provked by his keep staring at my grlfrend the ;ppoliz hv it on cctv but I fink its a stichup as I smashed the camra first... I have been inside a cupple of times awready will I get sent down...my grlfrend is expecting but I don't fink it is mine... should I say it is even though the bloke she's been seeing is a diffrent colour

[Davethedog]

Well I think its a dinosaur in a paddling pool eating a yogurt, oh and is that King Juan Carlos