Can badgers swim?

[padanarm]

Badgers are big fellas. Should be able to do most mammal things. But can badgers swim?

[vibrasphere]

yes

[vibrasphere]

http://www.bucks-badgers.org.uk/faq.htm
but they cannot bomb

[vibrasphere]

is there a market for badger arm bands?

[padanarm]

Doh. Forgot about the about the badger bridges.
Out of interest, has anyone seen a badger bridge?

[vibrasphere]

can owls dig?

[tamborine]

they doggy paddle if necessary....in spring they're across our pond with just their noses up (rest submerged) to kill off fleas.

[vibrasphere]

i love your question
I may take it and develop it
if that is ok with you?

[padanarm]

Ah, takes me back to a wet Tuesday at the verukadrome.

Badgers will kindly refrain from

running
pushing
acrobatics or bymnastics
shouting
ducking
petting
bombing
swimming in diving area
smoking

THANK YOU

Them were the days.

More fascists, fewer bobbies. Or was it t'other way round?

[vibrasphere]

i like you

[padanarm]

Do you like wet badgers?

[vibrasphere]

how wet?

[padanarm]

Tsk. A badger should, of course, wear armbands.

The thought of gentleman being discovered alone with a damp, quivering mammal sans flotteurs would be irreconcilable.

Standards dear boy, standards.

[vibrasphere]

sh1t man
don't get caught

[padanarm]

Ron David and the badgers.

http://www.independen...e-badgers-600128.html

Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'being badgered'.

[vibrasphere]

this thread was kinda sexy until you mentioned Ron Davies

[padanarm]

Look officer, EVERYBODY has been in a lay-by with a badger, a large tub of Vaseline and a member of the NLA, so drop the ticket. Please?