Can badgers swim?

[padanarm]

Badgers are big fellas. Should be able to do most mammal things. But can badgers swim?

[padanarm]

Doh. Forgot about the about the badger bridges.
Out of interest, has anyone seen a badger bridge?

[tamborine]

they doggy paddle if necessary....in spring they're across our pond with just their noses up (rest submerged) to kill off fleas.

[padanarm]

Ah, takes me back to a wet Tuesday at the verukadrome.

Badgers will kindly refrain from

running
pushing
acrobatics or bymnastics
shouting
ducking
petting
bombing
swimming in diving area
smoking

THANK YOU

Them were the days.

More fascists, fewer bobbies. Or was it t'other way round?

[padanarm]

Do you like wet badgers?

[padanarm]

Tsk. A badger should, of course, wear armbands.

The thought of gentleman being discovered alone with a damp, quivering mammal sans flotteurs would be irreconcilable.

Standards dear boy, standards.

[padanarm]

Ron David and the badgers.

http://www.independen...e-badgers-600128.html

Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'being badgered'.

[padanarm]

Look officer, EVERYBODY has been in a lay-by with a badger, a large tub of Vaseline and a member of the NLA, so drop the ticket. Please?