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Disappointment with pet poodle

I took my poodle of 12 years to the vet for her first checkup and my vet has sadly advised me that I may have been the victim of a scam, i.e. she was never a poodle but is in fact a different species, perhaps a rare species of sheep. Is it common for mutton to be dressed up as poodle? I'm so upset I don't quite know what to do.
It does explain the patchy lawn and highly unusual 'bark' however.
What should I do?

Marg0 Thurs 15/05/08 17:43

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Dee Sa
Sun 18/05/08
17:54

you have had your dog for 12 years and this is the first check up ??????????????????what about vaccinations etc all these years. poor thing having to put up with you.

Dee Sa
Sun 18/05/08
17:56

you have had this dog for 12 years and its the first check up ??????????
what about vaccinations etc ??????
poor thing having to put up with you.

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
17:59

You've had a pet for all those years, and now you find out that you can eat it. as well

You should be happy.

Marg0
Sun 18/05/08
21:55

Question Author

lol. Might fatten her up a bit yet.

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
22:00

Fair shout, Marg0. She gets fed, then you get fed.

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
22:02

It's not so common for mutton to be dressed up as poodle. Mutton is usually dressed up as lamb!

tiggerblue10
Sun 18/05/08
22:03

http://www.godhaven.org.uk/blogimages/arran.jp g

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
22:03

SO is your pet a dogsheep, as opposed to a sheepdog ?

Marg0
Sun 18/05/08
22:19

Question Author

lesbian ewes! Ewww! So wrong!!! Butch and butcher!

Dogsheep, I think. Was always particularly poor at 'fetch'. It's all falling into place now.

DotH
Sun 18/05/08
22:22

when i saw this thread come up in the grey box i was only half paying attention and i thought it said 'disapointment with pot noodle, I was gonna tell you is was in the wrong category : (

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
22:26

Hence you disappointment, Marg0? Constantly having to go to and retrieve balls that you had thrown yourself, in the expectation that your pet might have wanted to join in the fun.

BTW ...

... is it Marg(zero), or Marg(capital letter o) ??

Marg0
Sun 18/05/08
22:34

Question Author

Slight disappointment with pot noodle, 1 hour later I'm starving again.
I'm Marg0, yep. Dad was mathematician. Mum a baker.

winebuyer
Sun 18/05/08
23:17

SLIGHT disappointment with Pot Noodle ???

Yeah, like ... bleeeaaagh, spit spit.

lankeela
Mon 19/05/08
17:40

No I think thats Marmite. You either love it or you hate it.

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