Apocalypse Now, Or Soon?

[sandyRoe]

Faith inspired violence across much of the world, great political parties here in the UK tearing themselves apart, and now strange beasts walking the land. Can the end of days be far off?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/5-foot-long-crocodile-terrifies-locals-after-it-was-spotted-near-to-the-river-thames/ar-AAhLi8Q?li=BBoPWjQ

[Jackdaw33]

Are you Goodlife in disguise?

[Mamyalynne]

This story has had me in stitches today , especially when you know what it is.

[Togo]

Has anyone seen a EUnicorn recently?

[aelmpvw]

lots of croc farms in the uk now, one was bound to escape sooner or later

[DTCwordfan]

Oh woe is me...I want to re-invent myself as St Petroc.....now where's the wine?

[sandyRoe]

Me, Goodlife? I like to think my proselytising is far more subtle.

[retrocop]

Is it not (no pun intended) fender rope work. Type of man made protection for thwarts of lighters or barges by matelots who know their splicing and KNOT work. Stuff like Turk's Head knots on heaving lines etc etc.

[Mamyalynne]

It is rope, yes.

[Mamyalynne]

Another pic from a different angle on here...


https://www.thesun.co.uk/uncategorized/1361337/panic-sparked-after-5ft-crocodile-is-spotted-in-river-thames-but-have-we-all-been-roped-in/

[Baldric]

It's always the same old, same old posted by the same OLD.

[DTCwordfan]

wasn't the croc Prince Harry on one of his ruses.....?

[Prudie]

Poor thing must be freezing, someone needs to throw it a cardie

[ichkeria]

Strange beasts indeed: A Crabb, a Fox and an Eagle have arisen :-)

[tonyav]

Just phoned Mick and told him to stand down, he was gutted.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/19/36/8b/19368bce26dc7b1951f7e5e1bfbcb836.jpg

[retrocop]

Balders
Quite. Some old doom laden scaremongers should really get out more. I am sure similar flotsam washes up on the foreshore of the R. Boyne or Liffey !!!

[Baldric]

I think, to be fair, we must be charitable Retro, after all we do get out now and again!

[retrocop]

Chortle. Any hospital you have in mind for next week. I haven't quite decided. Might venture further afield next week. Sussex Royal by the sea methinks. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Good gracious - Sandy posts a light hearted thread in Chatterbank and you have a dig?

Really?

[retrocop]

Yes really . Get a life. It's called banter. No one has been having a 'dig' For Funks Sake.

[Baldric]

I'm trying to give them up Retro, last week was really tedious tbh.