How Is Business?

[marval]

In a small town, a man had just opened a small shop selling trumpets and guns.

One day his neighbour pays him a visit and says, "So how is your strange business going?"

"What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!"

"So?"

"Well, let me put it this way, which do you sell the most of, trumpets or guns?"

"It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbours buys a gun."

[Psybbo]

Logical!

[askyourgran]

I bet he'd sell more guns if he sold drum kits.

[excelsior-1]

'bang bang' i mean 'boom boom'

[Bazile]

He would save a lot of blood shed , if it was a MUTED trumpet