My dog likes beer

[SpikeyBush]

Poured myself a glass of Stella, went to the lavatory while the adverts were on, came back and my pint glass was empty and the dog was licking her lips. She was looking for another can, the dipso.

The cat likes bitter, he'll only steal Boddingtons or Tetleys.

So are all animals Buggers for the bottle?

[cupid04]

My dog has no nose!
How does he smell?
Bloody awfull!

[Steve.5]

wait till the morning he will be craving the hair of the dog

[kawakiri]

My dog's a blacksmith dog.

[ELVIS68]

Give it another and she'll be wanting to fight you and the cat

[cupid04]

You aint nothing but a hound dog!

[karenmac60]

My old cat once drank a glass of southern comfort a friend had left at the end of the night. She spent the next day lying half in half out of her bed and ran away every time she smelled alcohol for the remaining 15 years of her life. If only we all learned so quickly...

[Mosaic]

Alcoholic drinks contain sugar which the creatures are attracted to.
It isn't clever or funny to ply pets with alcohol, so please make sure your drink is away from the dog and cat.

[lankeela]

My horse used to drink a pint when we stopped at a pub, and he always got a bottle of Guinness on Christmas Day.

[Frank97]

< Frank loves a drop of beer, so much so that I can't take him to the pub anymore as he barks every time I lift the glass to take a drink, he's also rather partial to vodka and coke.

[Sqad]

Guy Gibson's dog "***" loved a pint of beer.

[Sqad]

N.I.G.G.E.R

[Graham-W]

I'll finish it kawakiri.
Your dog's a blacksmiths dog?
Yes. Give him a kick and he'll make a bolt for the door.
Boom, boom.

[NOX]

As far as I've ever been aware all dogs like beer. In our village there was a bassett who used to take himself off to the pub at lunchtimes, get plied with booze in ashtrays by the clients and frequently found to be passed out on the village green where he used to get recovered and carted off home by soemone who knew where he lived. Never seemed to cure him of his liking because anytime he could get out of the garden he'd be back. Lovely old dog and a real character:)

[islasmum]

My friend had two whippet x ? pups, and we were sitting in a pub garden on a lovely sunny day when we heard slurping behind us, and the little blue pup was lapping up cider from the tray where it had been spilt earlier. From that day forward the blue pup was called Rosie - as in "Cider with......"

[DTCwordfan]

I had a Labrador who got to my home brew while I was out.

It was rather funny seeing a dog plastered, poor old boy, and then almost wanting to put his paws over his head with his hangover.

Didn't cure his love of a drop of ale though - yes, alcohol is not good for them, as is chocolate a big no-no.

[Baldric]

What a clever dog to work that one out all by himself
should've been a vet.

[ChuckFickens]

LOL, how on earth would a dog know that it needs beer to kill heartworms, did it look it up on wiki answers?

[Baldric]

wiki answers
very unreliable!!