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carrust | 19:36 Sat 06th Dec 2014 | Shopping & Style
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I've only put this in to see what adverts come up;-)
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So, what are you treating yourself to ?
Advert at the bottom for me was for vet care. Lovely picture of a cat. There's a dirty joke in that somewhere...
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:-) You are funny!
Hope the basque fits you, rusty ;-)
Naughty boy......though it's why I mention power tools often....☻
Yep, can't beat a powerful tool, gness.
I have an Ad for development loans, is this a loan for breast enhancement?
Winter Drawers On, ladies?
Mmmmmm.
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Cardigan sweater on mine...
Gness.. Tilly...
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Still got cardigans here:-(
I've got Sparta!
Isn't that an ancient Greek city, Psybbo ?.
He looked fit Tony.................
A couple of our local vicars go commando; they're known as Nicholas Parsons.
Fred, Fern Britton is interviewing him tomorrow morning
Ah right, Psybbo ;-)

I am Spartacus.
Must listen. Psybbo.
My OH wears a brand called "Harvest Festivals" - all is safely gathered in.
One morning, our stuey is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday.

At lunch, stuey goes to the local Eaton Center mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, herealizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life.

He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Stuey goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has.

Stuey takes the gift and excitedly runs home over the fields, only stumbling after the sixth Molsons, to his wife. Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.

He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom.

Once the package is opened she realises that this is something she's never had before. She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination.

She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Stuey and go downstairs without any clothes on at all.

So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out, ''Stuey, come out to the hallway and look.''

Stuey walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims, ''All that money and they didn't even iron it?!''

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