A Bit Of A Problem

[bobtheturkey]

Hello

i manage to pull my first non bearded female in several years online recently by convincing her i am one half of daft punk, she is cross eyed so i figured by putting an old pc monitor on my head i could get away with it

the problem is it may be stuck and i had arranged to take her for a nice meal at a fancy place (McDonalds i think)

any suggestions as to what to do when i get the big mac meal?

[Mamyalynne]

Don't order a large coke, a burp will have nowhere to go.

[albaqwerty]

You really should have gone to KFC, don't they do zingers?
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If it is a Big Mac Meal, get yer gherkin out.

[berniecuddles]

bob don't order anything m8 you will find it extremely hard trying to pick your burger up in your straightjacket !!!!!

[Quoi]

I dont think it will be a problem.... Mcdonalds wont let your other half in.... especially if she barks too much

[Mamyalynne]

The look can work, just act casual.



http://tinyurl.com/nbgvob8

[albaqwerty]

lol Mamya!
That's nicer that I imagined :-D

[stewey]

Adjust the crutch slightly so that the pendulum leader is swinging freely and thus ensuring that the bob is arcing is equal movements from side to side. This process is sort of trial and error.

[Old_Geezer]

Wow, she pulled a turkey !

[berniecuddles]

bob in action lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkqq4Vn3K4s

[Graham-W]

I do hope it's a CRT monitor. Those flat screens can be a b8gger to get off.

[Mamyalynne]

Albe, now you know I wouldn't be cruel - Bob has asked a perfectly reasonable question and I am doing my best to deal with the situation in a delicate manner.


It could happen to any of us.

[albaqwerty]

Exactly Mamya, one never knows when a monitor needs putting on one's head.

Never use superglue or any other non-water based adhesives, they're a burger to get off.

[Dee Sa]

push the boat out bob take her to Burger King !