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A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
What would you do ?
'ITV has decided to make a spin-off of a very well known British series & now make it about a middle-aged female detective up North investigating a series of murders in a pharmaceutical... ...
A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.
There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
What do you think would happen ?
Paddy. "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick. "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
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A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak.
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...
..to forgive children. https:/
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing." When you die, what part of the body dies last?. The... ...
So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
..Leonardo became a famous painter. https:/
Fire flies have a lousy sex life. https:/
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
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