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I don't get it !
I was in the petrol queue at Tesco for hours, eventually, it was my turn at the pumps. I got so emotional...
I started to fill up....
~~~ goT bk fr0m the Wite Frat (hic).
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I started to fill up....
Finally arrived at the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional
Just started to fill up...
brain games
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